Well, Shakira's waxer and trainer deserve themselves some hefty bonuses now that the video for
her new single, She Wolf, is done. But I'm not sure whoever choreographed her herky-jerky stripper moves does. And most disappointingly, for a song that uses "lycanthropy" for a rhyme, I'm pretty sure "She Wolf" is going to do precisely nothing to advance a wave of werewolf movies to give us a break from vampires. Not that I have anything against vampires, but if they're going to be whiny for a while, I'm all for them going off, sulking, and coming back with some style.
This is how it's done, folks: