Imaginary Maps

So, this comment from Ta-Nehisi's post on me, Data, and women and Star Trek in general made me laugh:

But (without knowing any more details) I suspect Star Trek didn't help Alyssa's friend David get any romantic traction with her. Sounds like he was over the neutral zone border and in that region of Romulan space we call the friend zone.
Just one quibble. The Friend Zone is clearly located some place more pleasant than Romulan space.