Gah!

Dick Wolfe! How DARE you give Anita Van Buren cancer? Seriously! I demand an explanation. spluttering too incoherently to explain why this is so upsetting, but it should be obvious to anyone who has watched Law & Order that she deserves to retire happily and healthily as Chief of Detectives, to die in her sleep, and be eulogized by the troika of Dets. Logan, Green and Fontana (who will make sure everyone looks natty at the funeral). If you kill her before, I will quit all your accursed franchises. Or at least I will try to quit all your franchises. It might get ugly around here, but S. Epatha Merkerson is worthy of the sacrifice.