See what I mean? I'm just going to offer some constructive criticism instead. John Rhys Meyers should stop wearing beards in movies until he can actually grow one. And John Travolta should stop wearing beards in movies until he can find one that looks like it isn't glued to his chin. No one should ever accept a role where a character's name is "Wax."
I really need to go read something redeeming to make up for watching that. And for inflicting it on all of you.