I Realize The Point At Which It Would Have Been Appropriate To Raise This Objection...

Is now several movies ago.  But it really is worth restating how fantastic Shrek was as a truly strange children's book, and the fact that the movie franchise twisting that legacy has become a genuine monstrosity beyond what William Steig ever imagined:



If someone unworthy ever gets their hands on Abel's Island (I don't count the movie short with Tim Curry voicing Abel as an abomination), I propose we form a resistance movement.