Dear Producers of Jonah Hex,

Does no one remember how awful Wild, Wild West was?  If not, you might want to consider it based on this trailer you put out:




I realize Gatling guns mounted on horses are cooler, and moderately more plausible than mechanical spiders, and John Malkovich is probably a better Old West Bad Guy than Kenneth Branagh.  But I worry that in this case, not even Lance Reddick will save you.

Best wishes,
Alyssa