The Devil Walks The Earth
There are a lot of stupid things about Devil. There's the fact that it's an M. Night Shyamalan production. There's the fact that the devil is apparently hanging out tormenting a bunch of nobodies. And then, there's the fact that he's stuck himself on an elevator. For serious? Does nobody understand Satan anymore? If you're the Devil, and you break out of hell, you have a lot of options. You can go to Connecticut and cause sexy trouble. You can go to Spain and Paris and read a lot of Dumas. You can retire to Perth and hang out on the beach. Why do you waste your time on a gang of random irrelevants? If you're going to go the torture route, there are people it would be vastly more fun, interesting, and rewarding to torment.