Despite my efforts to stay far away from the cast of latest edition of the Real World, filming here in Washington, DC, at least some of them showed up at the pool at my apartment building today. And I can tell you, dear readers, that if what Americans want is nice-looking tanned girls in bright pink bikinis chatting in the shallow end with non-descript dudes in non-descript swim trunks, a fresh supply of same is under production.