By which I mean stop whatever you're doing right now, Star Wars fans, and check out this fantastic
campaign to make Admiral Ackbar the new Ole Miss mascot. There are so many reasons to adore this: the reinterpretation of the rebellions involved, the fact that Star Wars is sufficiently ingrained in our mass culture for a) someone to have had this idea and b) for it to be an actual, if not major, possibility. American mythmaking at its finest, people. This is wonderful.