Crazy Eyes You Could Drown In

So, I went to see Death at a Funeral This Weekend.  I can't say it was a good decision.  In particular, Danny Glover, (pardon my language) have some fucking respect for yourself.  Good Lord.

But it did validate a theory I've been formulating for a while about James Marsden.  Dude is delicious.  But he's also a much better actors when he's playing, well, a little off.  Let's take, for example, his sort of dour and depressing turns as Cyclops in the X-Men movies:



Dude was so paralyzed alternately by jealousy and grief that he was impossible to watch.  Some of that was just the part--there wasn't much Marsden was allowed to do but look supremely pretty and upset.  But he still didn't show an enormous amount of range in the role: when Phoenix blew him away in The Last Stand, it was hard to even notice that he was gone.

On the other hand, consider his role in Hairspray.  It's a supporting part.  But as an integrationist dance-show host with a slightly maniacal grin plastered across his face, Marsden made much more of a mark than he did as Cyclops:



Similarly, he's utterly dull as the slightly devious swain in 27 Dresses:



But playing a prince who is out of his element and out of his damn mind in Enchanted, he's hilarious, loose, engaging:



And in the midst of all the ridiculousness in Death at a Funeral, as Zoe Saldana's nervous fiancee, Marsden has far more fun than anyone else in the movie playing a guy under the influence of a designer drug.  A scene of him cuddling with a bunch of garden statues is both sweet and supremely weird.  It was probably the most unforced laugh in the movie.  I really hope Marsden does more comedy: I Hop, which stars Russell Brand as an Easter Bunny who gets hit by a car sounds like a risk with potential.  And I'll probably see him in the remake of Straw Dogs.  But dude has a way with the laughs underneath those insane good looks.  It'll serve him long after they go.