Wait, so, when a witch turns you into someone "as aggressively ugly on the outside as you are on the inside" as punishment for your vanity and cruelty, you get to keep your washboard abs? Who knew:
Sad thing is, I will probably see this at some point any way because Neil Patrick Harris is involved in this. And by "involved" I mean playing a rich dude's eccentric blind tutor. Lead us not into temptation, dude.